That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
