I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Ketchup is God's man juice
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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