Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
well most of my day revolves around power hour
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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