The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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