i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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