The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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