oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im holly from the hills drunk
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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