I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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