we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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