You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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