Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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