Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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