I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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