Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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