Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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