brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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