therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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