if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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