just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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