Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You can't motorboat a personality
In America we eat man semen.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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