I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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