I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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