so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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