An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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