Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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