It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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