Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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