Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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