no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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