I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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