The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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