I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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