sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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