K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
