is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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