Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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