My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm like, not good at living.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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