Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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