To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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