i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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