Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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