I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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