Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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