they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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