its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Why are your pants in the freezer?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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