you mean i was at the winter classic?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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