we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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