WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.