Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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