Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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