so explain again why im purple
no
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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