Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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