Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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