I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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