I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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